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Satire for anyone who has ever been asked to fill out the form about the form.

Clean, deadpan comedy about offices, nonprofits, government work and family life, all processed through proper channels.

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The Through Proper Channels series

Kindle ebooks. Each one stands alone. No prior paperwork required.

Through Proper ChannelsThe Six Figure Slacker
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The Six Figure Slacker

Dale Whitcomb · Kindle

The collected emails of Gary Pendleton, who spent thirty years climbing the corporate ladder without once being caught holding a rung, and the protégé who saved every word.

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Typos Donated Generously

Nate Calloway · Kindle

A new hire's extremely thorough review of a nonprofit's standard operating procedures, complete with stakeholder interviews and recommendations no one asked for.

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Please Give Again In Fresh Clay

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Status: Red

Family life, run like a project. New updates every Monday, Wednesday and Friday.

PROGRAM: Hollister Family Program Office, Willow Creek Lane
PROGRAM LEAD: James Hollister ("Delivering Integrated Outcomes")
STAKEHOLDERS: Megan; Claire, Logan, Harper; Gantt (dog); Scope (cat)
SCOPE'S POSITION: Not my problem.
OVERALL STATUS: RED

Every story runs as an arc of four or five status updates: charters, incident reports, audits, lessons learned. Follow the Page to get them as they're filed.

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Official-looking paperwork for unofficial household matters. Instant PDF download, US Letter, $4.

FORM HOP-CR-1

Husband Operating Procedure Change Request

For submitting proposed changes to established spousal procedures. Approval not guaranteed.

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FORM PLR-1

Request for Parental Leave (From Children)

For parents requesting a brief, documented absence from their primary duties. Children will review.

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Status: Red updates, Thursday memes and new forms.